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monkeysaysficus: chibi-masshuu: dicksandudes: (x) Always and forever. What is happening here?? Colby Keller being sex on legs personified
stadtjunge: Hikups. I saw this on the radar and almost screamed. It’s very nice and well done… …but if I ever saw this in real life I might shit bricks and run like a scaredy baby.
Now this is what a posion ivy would look like in real life, this is exactly how I imagined her
What I’ve been busy with. I’ve got seven things to draw right now, counting two for people who were nice enough to leave interesting prompts in my assbox, and homework. It’s name is Winnie. Short for Winchester, and he falls asleep when
Hello everyone, I am already apologizing for such a long entry already but theres a few things that I need to say so everyone is aware of what’s going on! If you don’t want to hear about my personal life, you can go ahead and stop reading
I found these little reaction drawings i did of myself in class recentlywhat the hell I’m not actually cute in real life what is this shit
perplexingpariah:thecutestofthecute: chronicarus: Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about. I have a bad phobia of spiders but this is freaking adorable alright Is this real omfg what is my life
If i had a son this is what i would probably say....
queazyy: 6y9brows: Pictures you’d fin in their phones this is EXACTLY what they’d look like in real life oh my god!! as an asian thank you so so much for making them look asian and not white
fideo: people seem to be loving this so have some more real life cicada block
The Lone Fanboy: You know what movie is underrated...
anime-pee: the weird thing about this kink is that I don’t even know if I’m into it because it’s, you know, a kink, or if it’s because I’m an empath & all I ever wanna do is help/fix/comfort people, and there’s a lot of that here.
This is what happens when you decide to play on social media instead of going pee!! /)/./(\”
staff: Hey Tumblr, welcome to your better blocking system. So much better that we changed its name from “Ignore” to “Block.” A proper, muscular name. Solid as a block.Someone acting like a tool? Go ahead, block them. Here’s what they won’t
mistafuckingbooty: holywatersupersoakers: stanaskatic: HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL I AM A TEACHER AND THE REVERSE IS ALSO TRUE wait WHAT?!
Hey friends do you know what’s fun?? How about reorganizing all my tags on this blog for the last gazillion years because it’s helping keep my mind off of real life problems and feeds my obsessive tendencies in a non-destructive way
hispinkandyellowhuman:WHAT??? IS THIS A POST ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND???????? YES IT IS. THIS IS FUCKING ADORABLE
Don’t read the daily mail, just don’t but if you want to read THE OUTRAGE, do it via this link.I was on the real life serious radio today talking about ethics and porn, you can listen to it here (be gentle, it’s my first time)There’s a million
timothydelaghetto: What is happening this is real life. this is real. this is not made up. this is real.
i met an operator today who was such a huge fan of sailor mars he had her all over her desk. on his walls. a giant tattoo on his leg. a statuette sitting there. i was blown away. you make 100k+ a year, and i know what some of that money is going toward.
oyonok: Finally!A little triptych (literally, each is 5x7 inches) for my dad for late Christmas. Scanner can’t pick up the Copic colors, unfortunately, and this is absolutely not what it looks like in real life, haha. x__xCopics on watercolor paper.
thetalkinggrilledcheese: snarthurt: snarthurt: y'all ever get hit with the realization when you’re in the middle of doing something like, whoa, what the fucking shit this is real life. like this is happening right now. not even when its something
faggghaggg: “Scrooge McDuck. I mean, he, at least, has the same accent as me. I wear pants more regularly than he does and I’m not quite as rich, but… yes, Scrooge McDuck…” — David Tennant when asked which of his characters is the most similar
ok so like I’m drawing SU stuff and listening to music (which is what I do when I draw) and A Whole New World from Aladdin comes on and I thought it would be neat if Pearl sang that song (which doesn’t make much sense contextually but I was drawing
I know I’m in the extreme minority here but I actually think Cats looks fine? I mean, it looks odd but it’s Cats, it was always gonna look a little odd! The play has always looked odd (we’re just used to it now)! It’s real life
balkhy: noknuckles: this is real life OH MY GOD THIS IS FROM LIKE LAST SEMESTER IVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE HOWD YOU EVEN FIND IT WHAT THE FUCK
throatsart: Twilight Princess! - Wow, I FINALLY drew her in her true form! Midna’s tall now and I don’t know how to feel about anything anymore, what is real life, where is the color blue, please send help Reblog if you like tall Midna! - Patreon
Reblog if your muse is someone who is real to you. Something that has real feelings, real urges, tells you things about themselves, and becomes a friend. Not just something that you control.
mikkeneko:virtual-life-is-real-life:An Avengerby pencilHeadno7Spiderman just can’t wait to be an Avenger XDAnd neither do we. Is this what you would call an exit exam?
monsieurpaprika: Zombie apocalypses aren’t nearly as fun in real life as they are in video games. this is probably like the farthest ill ever actually go with any of my aus LOL kinda ran out of stamina towads the end there though… if you get the
sleepieweenie:Straight person: I like this cause its so realistic. Gay people don’t just talk about how gay they are all the time. Their sexuality is never brought up just like in real life because whats important is they are people not the gender they
brightlotusmoon:greatmountainfloofsquatch:cipheramnesia:higglety:badcushion:frostbittenbucky:Yo this man is on god modeWhen I think of Dick and his acrobatics This is what comes to mindOh it’s easy he just throws his entire body up over his head over
frozenandfandoms: “What is shipping?”
eyasie: »Never watch this movie on your own….« Dedicated to the real life Sacchan, sakanas
hautepreneur: huffingtonpost: 12 Things Sarah Palin Just Said, In What We Can Only Assume Is Real Life We keep pinching ourselves and it’s not working. Her idiocy is a thing of beauty.
sacr3db3auty: almost-never-lively: leauxevol: blvckhermione: princess-pen: tripprophet: dedicationsthekey: blackraystyles: wxhgee: tie-dyed-mushrooms: blackandmildwithgod: What is this chapter of your life called? Mental illness and
throatsart: Twilight Princess! - Wow, I FINALLY drew her in her true form! Midna’s tall now and I don’t know how to feel about anything anymore, what is real life, where is the color blue, please send helpReblog if you like tall Midna!- Patreon
awwishfulthinking: From TV tropes: “…a rushed/forced ending due to the need for Wakaki to suddenly end the manga because of his real-life illness becoming too much for him to handle.” What?!? Wakaki’s seriously ill?!? I’ve been searching around
Today, I fucked up... by picking up a hitchhiker and then showing up to my own funeral
ollymurs: WHAT AM I DOING
WAIT WHAT? HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE,WHAT??
snarthurt: snarthurt: y'all ever get hit with the realization when you’re in the middle of doing something like, whoa, what the fucking shit this is real life. like this is happening right now. not even when its something crazy i mean when you’re
rudegyalchina: hersheywrites: ohitsjustgreg: rudegyalchina: qualitymeat: I AM CAAAAAACKLING #whitepeople What kinda corny ass This is real life send yourself an anon. He did that his damn self. basically
vine: What is real life
voodoobrown:this is not photoshopped. this is an actual, real life picture of kanye west, takashi murakami, and two of his hentai sculptures. this is a real event that actually took place
seoulmate89: whiteguiltconfessionals: hersheywrites: ohitsjustgreg: rudegyalchina: qualitymeat: I AM CAAAAAACKLING #whitepeople What kinda corny ass This is real life send yourself an anon. He did that his damn self. Agreed -M THIS IS SO FAKE
sexysparklerz: Take the time to notice what is real!!! I have seen the sad reality of even the strongest bonds shrugged off and completely ignored. I know lives change and everyday realities diminish some bonds, but even at this stage of my life it
The first picture is what I feel like people see when they see my person. The second is what I look like on the Internets. Lmao
"If I met you in real life..." Finish it in my ask.
lenoreamidala: “The problem is, I can’t tell what’s real anymore, and what’s made up.”
is this real life
skellydun: can u imagine a life without anxiety and depression. what a dream
matildas-maggots: buddhasluck: What is life after reading these. Well that fucked me up
scorpiophobia: kuro6ken: bel0veddd: icewaterjonesforthewin: What a Klan rally looks like without the white robes and hoods. oh god Demons I don’t understand what I just watched like it literally sounds like the villainous speech from a movie
jussttom: abcdmcsquared: Accurate representation of my life how does the motorcycle behind him just not sink and how does he keep running at a constantly speed under water and is this even real what is real what is happening omg im so high i’ll stfu
tlhrfanfic:ashes-0f-phoenix:youarereallygreatilikeyou:bunbunxian:serialreblogger:baptizm:GUYS READ ALL OF THIS PLEASE PLEASE PL–some IMPORTANT UPDATESstay tuned for the resolutionTHIS IS WHAT I WAS TELLING EARLIERA.FUCKI G.REAL LIFE LWJ. A fkn modern
snarthurt: biobugluv: snarthurt: snarthurt: y'all ever get hit with the realization when you’re in the middle of doing something like, whoa, what the fucking shit this is real life. like this is happening right now. not even when its something crazy
I’m watching the fox vid is this real life haha
lilyrighter: ovoflow: IS THIS REAL LIFE??? don’t tell the guy who got angry at moreos